14

Since I hate repetition, 

whenever sb tells me What?!,

I very much like to say:

Sth in ur buttt.

13

هر کی به ما رسید فکر کرد پدر بزرگه....

12

نه
به این سادگی،
خوب نمی شود
نه با روغن زیتون
نه با مالت،
بیرون نمی آیند این حرفهای روی دل مانده لعنتی.

11

حرفهاي زيادي براي گفتن است اما توان سخن گفتن نيست.

10

يك رشته آشي جديد تحت عنوان رشته حج و زيارت!

9

يه روز خوب ميياد...
كه ما دليل ديگه اي غير از فيتنس براي روزه گرفتن خودمون پيدا كنيم.

8

یه روز خوب مییاد...

که دیگه پیدا کردن یه آدم نرمال و بی عقده کار سختی نباشه.

7

Yesterday, I collided with myself in the mirror,

in a jiffy, my whole body was divided into million parts,

I did my best to bring them together,

to make a new one out of myself,

but at the end,

there was blood everywhere.

6

I tried so hard, 

to pull my soul towards the earth,

to come down to earth,

I don't know what's wrong with gravity,

It keeps pushing me away to the Space!

5

A good day will come in which...

You look straight into the eyes of your boss

 and say F... you.

4

A good day will come in which....

not everybody misuses everybody.